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Better then mozzarella fingers I guess.

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FusionChicken

All I could think about while watching this was how difficult it’ll be to get marinara stains off of those white walls.


GroupMammoth343

Same it gave me serious anxiety


CaptMeatPockets

Clean-up-to-funny ratio on this one is way off


thoruktor

Honestly. Materials and labor we're talking like a $30 bit.


batman_double

Exactly! As someone who has a rental property this is the stuff that frightens me the most 😳


GroupMammoth343

Jesus Christ this is a renters nightmare


icantaccessmyacct

Fuckers don’t care, someone else will clean it up.. That’s why I’m mad.


Melvo98

This is when you know you’re an adult


gayboobs1

I feel bad for the landlord.


J-dawg48

Scrimmy


Urmum69me

Yes, but on the other hand these are dumbass tik- tocers who do anything for views and dont care about stains on the wall


c9silver

This. Those poor landlords (I’m assuming) who will have to deal with this


ur-squirrel-buddy

Hopefully they have that slightly glossy paint finish that wipes easily. I honestly couldn’t watch the whole thing because the marinara splatter was killing me and I was just like “this joke is not worth that much of a mess”


AlpineVW

Me too. I think I lasted 12 seconds as all I could think about was the walls. Then I saw the video was more than a minute long. Yikes!


TTJoker

“I loved the creativity, but god are those walls going to be hard to clean.” -Me


cordeliafitz

I’ve fixed sauce stains on a wall with acrylic paint and an art sponge. I’d probably buy a small tin of colour matched wall paint for this. Easier than scrubbing and way more satisfying.


SilverSocket

It would have been funny(ish) if it was like a quarter of the length.


Roartype

It would have been funny if it ended at 0:03… I’ll even go as far as 0:04.


SgtXD357

Agreed it shouldn’t be a two and a half minute video. 3-4 for a dumb joke, now it’s a dumb skit.


IhateSeeingStupid

(ISH) is a stretch


Teenage-Mustache

Couldn’t agree more. When I looked down and saw that I was only like 1/10 of the way through, I knew this would only go downhill. From funny to absolutely terrible.


Imaginary-Crab-2445

Woulda been the most funny if not done at all people are too caught up in online appearances and to get followers and likes it’s sad there is more to life besides social media


ynima

Well it's stupide, but at least it's original and i'm pretty sure they had fun making it. Sounds pretty good to me


Imaginary-Crab-2445

Your right it’s their wasted time and cleaning the house just to get a few giggles from tik tok


Shiro9792

in that sense, isn’t everything a wasted time except for survival ? having fun isn’t a waste


Imaginary-Crab-2445

Guess I’m just not as wrapped up in social media as others to each their own . I’ve never understood these videos just to appease others


FghtrOfTheNightman

Are television shows equally a waste of time?


ynima

Exactly : tiktok is like anything else, if you don't like just dont watch 🤷🏼‍♂️ But here i see 2 guy's having absurd stupid fun with no harm done...not far from kudos


StuPidfuch

>>it’s sad there is more to life besides social media You made this comment on social media ^^^I ^^^think ^^^you’re ^^^confused


Imaginary-Crab-2445

Don’t really consider this social media as everyone is Anonymous only really here for Crypto and gun stuff cya ! Don’t take my comments to heart it’s just my opinion don’t let it ruin your day of watching tik toks!


StuPidfuch

It literally doesn’t matter what you ‘consider this’, because we have dictionaries which define the words we use, including *social media*! Continue to enjoy posting pictures of your guns and pets while pretending it isn’t the **exact same attention seeking behavior** you’re pretending to be so far above. I’m sure you don’t ‘consider this’ hypocritical though so it’s all good


Imaginary-Crab-2445

My post are meant educational purposes more than entertainment


ValentineSmarts

They really ruined their floors and walls for this terrible video.


WhiskeyandTequila

It’s okay, they were renting. They’ll just leave it and the landlord will have to deal with this shit


Kac985

It almost looks like college/university apartment housing. Those apartments don’t last cuz of idiots like this


Thick-Bit2

All that effort just to be cringe.


Lylahh

People are mentally ill.


Fabulous_Occasion637

I think this post belongs on cringetopia


spartafury

Not funny...


Teenage-Mustache

Would’ve been if it stopped at :04.


funnyjunk63

Now you gotta paint your walls


Adept-Refrigerator73

**SOBS IN BOLOGNESE**


dabbadabbabacko

I want this to be silly, funny, and at least mildly entertaining, but all I can think about is who is going to clean that up? I mean, it’s on the walls.


PrettyInClink

Hilarious! Like, Tim Robinson in “I Think You Should Leave.” All comedians start somewhere, and tiktok is the new comedy store.


MikeBrosk

I thought of Tim Robinson too!


bigrom10

Same lol! Just the way he talks


Sully22992

Do I make the obvious Eminem joke, or do I take the high road...


SoggyBiscuitVet

Arms are heavy, cuz they're mom's spaghetti.


mud444

Is there more of that guy his acting was fuckin amazing not even joking that was fuckin amazing


Civil_Cellist2106

Stupidest shit I’ve ever seen


Cpt-Dreamer

What have I just watched


spellred

Meh


mjkaabs

how does he masturbate?


Airborne___Stranger

he doesn't, he's blooballed all the time


jejenb

he sucks his own spaghett


indybingyii

Yeah, I love me some instagram comedy... Said nobody ever


Cholo_Gato

Goes on way too long.


mouthpanties

I enjoyed the effort


Melvo98

I wanted him to slap him with his spaghetti hands


shizzy0

Didn’t the other guy have sauce on his face that made it look like he’d been spaghetti slapped?


Smooth_Sky_2011

What an awful idea


DryPeanut420

r/Cringetopia


McViddles

If my children ever do this I will murder them.


Hites_05

If only I could crosspost to r/cringe.


VitoHusky

When you realise they are doing that only for views on tik tok... Everyday we stray further from god


HardPawns

God will love them even if they’ve got spaghetti hands. I won’t.


Bazuka125

I remember when we only did skits for views on Youtube. Got some serious Britanick flashbacks watching this. Does Tiktok not pay for views or something?


Goetilich

Says they guy with a furry avatar. Damn I love irony.


Shrek_101

Everybody on any social media posting is for the points of some level. Presumptuous to assume it’s ONLY for the points for them.


Imaginary-Crab-2445

Yeah I think it’s huge watse of time and sad to see how much heart these dudes put into this


Much-Card6659

I’m speechless. I don’t even know what to say


FunnyValentine920

What happened in Scottsdale?


Kapil300

Seggs is new to me


The_Dowager

u/farmercurtis sobs in Bolognese


MotoFuzzle

This guy was channeling his inner Justin Long.


jselvrom

Welp these children have never made it out of the matrix to own their own home. They just fuk up the rental for the tiktok matrix.


Claptrap-94

It would have been slightly amusing if it were a few seconds but it dragged on way too long.


LavaWealth

All that mess for a stupid Tik Tok.


occupy-mars1

I’ll come back whenever this shit can load


IndependentSentinel

you ain't missing much :/


occupy-mars1

Appreciate the time saver


logri

Can you please do your dumb messy shit outside next time?


Plagueground

This would have been better vine-length.


daaanson

This is awful


[deleted]

This was hilarious. Too many whiney crybabies on here. “OmG tHe WaLLs” I couldn’t imagine having a conversation with half of you. Probably complain about everything.


retina99

I was waiting for Keith


turnwrench

Mom's gonna be pissed


dincerfeyzi

That's not funny. Not funny at all. That's stupid. Gosh...


firefawkexxx

Major Justin Long vibes...


Chemistryguy1990

THAN! Better THAN mozzarella. How did you spell mozzarella right but mess up then and than? Then - indicates sequence of events Than - indicates comparisons Also the video was dumb af


tastlesswater

The stains make me cringe


Ali33Ali

Holy shit they have a lot of cleaning to do lmao


IndependentSentinel

what's so unexpected about this after 0:03?


Breadyboi129

He could be a upcoming villain


Sk3tchyboy

Trying too hard


IWearBones138

(sobs in bolognese)


2chocolates4u

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Need_Febreze

This guy is trying so hard to be Sven Johnson holy shit. And he’s doing a pretty bad job at it


Crow-Caw

spilling = lol


wefelltogether

Lol I remember my first dmt trip


TacospacemanII

It was funny till he had blue balls AND spaghetti hands


mewo_the_cat

Has he ever considered getting a red shirt?


HeWhoVotesUp

This joke goes on about a minute and a half too long.


ramenvomit

I saw a movie a lot like this https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4626970/


Evil_of_Evils

WTF


Ilike_noU

Yeah I don’t trust Keith he killed all the hookers in scotsdale arizona


PImpcat85

This outstayed it’s welcome 30% in. Know when to end a joke.


Vixen1918

Send noods 😂😂


kovalsteven

this is too messy to tolerate


Inner-Option3168

Keith!


Hopeful_Peanut2235

Uhmm who will clean the mess guys?🥲


TravisV_

That’s stupid, but funny.


honwo

Is it really worth making all that mess for this shitty bit Jesus christ


leegle79

Well I liked it.


apesrevenge

Nicolas Cage levels of intensity. Also, I lost it at ‘Sobs in spaghetti’.


Alphvu

Let them live 😂


orverto

You couldn’t turn the wheel Jerry!


Cokestraws

This is decent but a complete rip off of Tim Robinson.


RYYYYYYAAAAAAAAN

They really had to repaint their apartment for this complete shit sketch


Walker6920

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thatlowkey_ugh

Fun and joke aside… how do y’all plan to clean the place?


Thejade1987

Love this, he's like a young Tom Green.


Sm0keythabear

Very Josh and Drakey. I thought it was hilarious though lol.


magnusJr07

I feel for Jerry spaghetti hands. Top acting there


BethHeke

There were some good lines in that 👍🏼


FTPbernard

The only half decent thing to come out of tiktok


DogMechanic

*THAN


Dexteristhealias

This was hilarious. Dudes a good actor.


TheUltimateAnimeWeeb

JeRrY SpAgHeTtI-hAnDs🤪😎😏😩😱🤯🤑😵💀👀🥵🥶


WorkingMammal

That was just SO bad in every conceivable way, that the only unexpected things about this shit are the upvotes...


hayjaybirk

I thought it was funny, and with a lot of paints it wont be that hard to clean it up. Just use magic eraser on that wall.


Crypto_degenerate

This was Gold


Goetilich

The acting was amazing and it made me exhale forcefully, wich makes this way funnier than most stuff on Reddit. Stop being to „cool“ to have fun.


69throwawaydumptruck

This gives me knock off unfunny filthy frank wannabe vibes


Child_of_the_Abyss

r/Cringetopia